Every week we’ll post a recipe that we both made. This week’s recipe was Not-From-Texas Chili Pie. Printable recipe can be found at the bottom of this post. The original recipe can be found over at Woman’s Day.
This week’s recipe was submitted by Paula (who also submitted the Kung Pao Chicken from last week!) Every year around this time Fred (who loves him some chili) starts mentioning that it’s time to have chili, and so Paula’s submission came at a good time.
Ingredients, all lined up and ready to go:
Ground beef, onion, garlic, chili powder, flour, black pepper, diced tomatoes, tomato sauce, beef broth, Tabasco sauce, kidney beans, diced green chiles, corn chips, scallions, and sharp cheddar.
Of note: the recipe calls for cumin, but I don’t do cumin if I can possibly avoid it (it smells like dirty gym socks, YOU KNOW IT DOES), so I left the cumin out and used some extra chili powder in its place.
Firstly, brown your ground beef. Mine was still frozen in the middle because I didn’t take out of the freezer soon enough to completely thaw. Luckily, that doesn’t matter.
When the ground beef is cooked through, drain off the fat, add onion and garlic, and cook for another five minutes, stirring every now and again. Add the chili powder, flour, cumin (if you’re using it), and pepper, and cook for about 1 minute.
Add the (undrained) diced tomatoes, tomato sauce, beef broth, and Tabasco and simmer 15 – 20 minutes, ’til it’s gotten nice and thick.
I was standing stirring the chili, waiting for it to get thick, when I got a visitor.
He sniffed everything on the counter, gave me a dirty look for making something that, once again, was off-limits to kitties. I bet MY kitchen is going to get an F minus on the kitty cooking blogs.
Then he was like “Oooh, bread. I BELIEVE I’ll EAT SOME OF THIS!”, and tried to eat the bread (homemade, thank you very much – and yes, one of these days I’ll do a post for the bread, which is SO FREAKIN’ GOOD). I ejected Inspector Silvio from the kitchen for that. Keep your lips off my bread, cat!
I added the beans and chiles to the skillet, and let it simmer for another 5 minutes.
The recipe says to use a 2-quart broiler-proof baking dish for this next step. It seemed pretty clear to me that all that chili was NOT going to fit in my 2.5 liter dish, so I got out a big bowl. I can’t swear to it, but I’m 99% sure that’s a 4-quart bowl. And thank god I did, because it fit perfectly (I think a 9×13 pan would work, too.)
Dump the chili mixture in a broiler-proof baking dish, top with corn chips, and then top those with scallions and then cheese.
(That’s a pink Gooseberry Pyrex dish, which my mother passed on to me. I LOVE it. I have the whole set, and I use them all the time.)
Stick it under the broiler for 3 – 5 minutes, until the cheese is melted.
Then let it cool off for a little while or you will burn your lips right off your face, and I don’t want to hear about it, ya big babies.
The verdict? Two thumbs up from Fred, two thumbs up from me. But we both like chili, and so I’m not surprised that we both liked this. A LOT. We both think it could have used one more can of beans, but that’s just a personal preference. We like us some beans.
Also, the fact that it involves corn chips means that I didn’t have to make a pan of cornbread to go with it, so additional points for that.
A++, will make again – thanks for the submission, Paula!
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I like chili. But let’s face it…it’s pretty much just a beans and beef soup. Cow chowder? Steer Stew? It’s just not that big of a deal in my world. I like it, I make it, I eat it. I will never understand chili cook-offs and all that shit because in my world there is no such thing as bad chili. And there is no such thing as award-winning chili. It’s just a hearty meal for a cold day.
Which is why my soul died when I saw this recipe and it made me announce my feelings to the world…OH HELL NO. I refuse to stand there and measure out 10 million ingredients in order to make chili for this dish. I did make my own easy version that everyone in my family actually likes and will eat without complaint.
2 lbs. ground beef
3 Tablespoons A-1 Steak Sauce
3/4 cup chopped peppers
3/4 cup chopped onion
2 cans diced tomatoes
1 can kidney beans
3 envelopes Great Value Mild Chili seasoning (WALMART Brand)
I browned my ground beef. You can add pepper if you want, but I don’t since all of my seasoning comes from those groovy little envelopes. Drain that shit because you don’t need all that grease in your chili. Yuck.
Throw in the peppers and onions. See how small these are diced? That’s because there are a few of us that like the flavor of these things, but have no appreciation for the texture. And also, ew, vegetables. Using small pieces also means there’s yummy goodness in almost every single bite. Yummy goodness that a lot of people (children) won’t recognize. It’s a win no matter how you look at it, so take a minute to dice those bitches up small. Or, do what you want. It really doesn’t matter to me unless I’m coming to your house to eat.
Secret ingredient. Throw that in there and for some reason people think you know some shit when it comes to making chili. I have no idea when I started doing this or why, but I make sure that I do it every single time I make chili now.
I use three of these bad boys and I make sure that my brain doesn’t think about the sodium because it would surely explode.
Even though there is only one can in the picture make sure you use TWO cans of diced tomatoes. The vegetable haters in the family don’t mind diced tomatoes for some reason. Maybe because tomatoes are really a fruit. Only one can of kidney beans because two is just too much. Just open the cans and throw it all in, but make sure you drain those kidney beans first because bean sludge is gross.
Throw it all together and cook on medium heat (with the lid on) for about a 30 minutes. Stir it frequently to make sure nothing is sticking to the bottom of the pan because who the hell wants that cleaning nightmare? Adjust your heat as needed. The real purpose of this is to cook those freaking kidney beans because nobody wants to gnaw on a squeaky un-cooked bean. I make this chili in the morning and turn the whole thing off once the beans are cooked. Then I basically re-heat the chili for dinner. It’s even better the next day.
I didn’t bother to use a casserole dish, but for the purpose of this recipe I put my chili in an oven-proof dish.
I eat my chili in a bowl with saltine crackers so this is kind of weird for me.
Per the recipe, I added cheese. This is getting even weirder.
You will never see scallions in any recipe that I make so we’re gonna just pretend the scallions happened. This is what it looked like after I broiled it. The entire family loved it (of course, FRITOS and CHEESE).
I didn’t get any pictures of the animals the day I made this so here is a picture of my grandbaby. Her name is Khaleesi and I sorta kinda forced her on Alex and Cheyenne. Cheyenne has been wanting a kitten and Alex was the brick wall asshole that was stopping it from happening. When I saw her, I picked her up out of the cage and handed her to Cheyenne. Of course she was adorable and I offered to pay for shots and spaying. Alex never had a chance. But guess who loves the shit out of the cat and talks all about her? Alex Michael.
She comes here every Sunday for dinner.
- 2 lb (85 percent lean) ground beef
- 1 lg onion, chopped
- 2 cloves garlic, finely chopped
- 2 T chili powder
- 1 T all-purpose flour
- 1 tsp ground cumin (or leave out the cumin and use extra chili powder)
- ¼ tsp black pepper
- 1 28 oz can diced tomatoes
- 1 8 oz can tomato sauce
- 1 c. low-sodium beef broth
- ½ tsp Tabasco sauce
- 1 15½ oz can kidney beans, rinsed
- 1 4 oz can diced green chiles, drained
- 3 c. corn chips (ie Fritos)
- 4 scallions, finely chopped
- 4 oz extra-sharp Cheddar, grated (Robyn used sharp Cheddar, pre-shredded)
- Cook the ground beef in a large saucepan over medium-high heat, breaking it up with a spatula or big spoon, until browned (around 5 minutes). Drain meat in a drainer, and then put back in the saucepan.
- Add onion and garlic to the meat and cook, stirring occasionally, until tender, about 5 minutes. Stir in chili powder, flour, cumin (if using) and ¼ tsp black pepper and cook for about 1 minute.
- Add the tomatoes (undrained), tomato sauce, beef broth and Tabasco and simmer until the mixture has thickened, 15 - 20 minutes.
- Start broiler preheating.
- Add beans and chiles to the saucepan and simmer for 5 minutes.
- Transfer the meat mixture to a broiler-proof baking dish (the original recipe called for a 2-quart dish. I used a 4-quart bowl, and that's what I recommend, although a 9x13 baking dish would likely work well, too.)
- Top with corn chips and sprinkle with scallions and top with cheese. Broil until the cheese melts, 3 - 4 minutes.
How could this not be good? Then again, whenever I’ve gotten chili and Fritos together, you’d put the chili into a small bag of Fritos and put the cheese on top of that, so this looks downright FANCY.
Is that one of those walking taco things I’ve seen? I think they sell them at high school football games and such. It’s a pretty neat idea, but I would probably have to eat 3 of them. 🙂
I have never heard of this – but then, I haven’t attended many high school football games, either. I wonder what other tasty treats I’ve missed out on!
I was there last year and saw it for the first time. I believe they use taco meat though. And maybe lettuce. And I know they used them in the small frito bags. And seriously…I don’t know that much about them because I didn’t eat one. I was only there because Morgan was cheerleading and I told her I would show up to see her cheer. And I was only in it for the hotdog with sauerkraut and mustard because OH HELL YEAH!
Walking Tacos: You dump taco meat on top of a bag of slightly smooshed corn chips, top it with shredded cheddar. Optional toppings include sour cream, salsa or lettuce. Much better if you smoosh up a bag of regular Doritos instead of the corn chips. Crazy Baby will eat those over any other food in the world. Me? Dumping hot taco meat into a plastic bag and then eating the melted bits o plastic (I am assuming this happens since hot things melt plastic ) makes me gag.
Check out Robyn with her fancypants scallions. She’s such a show-off. I bet she rolled up into Publix with her own bags (environmentally pretentious) just to get them. 😀
Hush, you. You’re just JEALOUS. 😛
I will never be jealous of a pretentious shopper. I’ll bust up at Aldi’s with my shopping bags, thankyouverymuch. LOL
You ARE SO jealous of my Publix, just admit it! (Those KATG sticker-hating mofos.)
I have Publix too, but I LOVE my Aldi’s!! This point (and a grocery cart quarter) goes to Nance! 🙂
Frito Pie!! Crack open a can o’ Wolf brand chili (with beans!) and heat it up. Put some fritos in a bowl (or open up a tiny bag, if you have that kind of cash to throw around on tiny individual bags of chips ;P ) Pour warm chili over it and top with grated cheddar. I like an extra layer of cheddar between the chips and the chili, too, but I’m a freak like that.
Kisses to the the carb-hound Silvio and precious baby Khaleesi. What a fabulous name! Wherever could it have come from? *snicker*
Oh, and I am from Texas, maybe that’s ‘Texas Chili Pie’?
I’m originally from Texas too. We called it Frito chili pie. Hands down the best is from a football game where they split the bag down the side, ladle chili over and top with cheese.
I’m in NY now. I still make it but not very often. DH doesn’t really care for it. He just doesn’t know what’s good!
OMG, my mother has said that to my kids SO MUCH that they mock her for it. And there is someone else in the world that says it too. I can’t wait to tell my kids that Debbie says that her husband doesn’t know what’s good!…it’s going to blow their minds.
Shhh…you’re giving my family ideas on how to incorporate Fritos into their food. Stop that!
And I’m assuming that Khaleesi came from Game of Thrones (a show that I have never watched, but have heard enough about it on the Internet the minute they named her). And also, they had no idea that Robyn had named one of her fosters Khaleesi. I didn’t want to tell them and ruin their “choice” – meanwhile, I am guilty of skimming the living shit out of Love and Hisses so I don’t even know how many Game of Throne names were used.
Yeah, Robyn. I said it! LOL
Oh, puh-lease. Just like your separated-at-birth twin brother Fred Anderson, I know that if you’re reading Love & Hisses, it’s only because you’ve reached the absolute end of the internet and there’s nothing else on earth for you to read.
(Also, Khaleesi is an excellent name and that kitten is cute as shit.)
I need a like button for this one because it’s TRUTH. LOL
And you know the guilt of this is going to kill me so I’m going to be spending a weekend reading your damn cat blog, ass.
I’m in my happy place, with chili, vintage pyrex, and kittens…
My husband makes great chili, but we don’t use beans, just meat. I do like to put shredded cheddar on top, melt it, and put crumbled tortilla chips on top of that. Never thought to use fritos-but I know I would love it!
I used to make Heart Attack Dip – Velveeta cheese with hot Italian sausage. You eat it with Fritos. Everyone loved it (of course!).
DAMN that sounds good.
You don’t like spicy foods, foolio.
Put seriously, wrap up that spicy with a shit-ton of Velveeta and it’s gold. 😉
Top marks to Inspector Silvio for a fine display of initiative, and Khaleesi is a beauty! I know there’s a recipe here somewhere, but those kittens are distracting as all get-out.
Khaleesi is a bad ass kitten with a feral attitude. I believe she’s the perfect pet for my kid. Payback, Alex. Payback.
Who taught her the look of innocent longing that she’s already perfected?
Some street-fighting asshole cat must have set up an acting class because I’m telling you, she makes Maddy (RIP, brat) seem downright angelic.
Perhaps Khaleesi needs a kitten friend? Robyn might know someone who might know someone who might have a lead on some potential friends.
Nance, A-1 sauce in thee chili is brilliant! I made *my* chili last night, which is pretty much the same as yours, and added A-1. Good!