Every week we’ll post a recipe that we both made. This week’s recipe was Healthified Four-Cheese Mashed Potato Casserole, found over at BettyCrocker.com. Printable recipe can be found at the bottom of this post.
This week’s recipe was my choice, and by “my choice” what I mean is “Fred found it, and I thought it would be a good tandem recipe, so I suggested it to Nance.”
First, you’ve gotta mash your taters. Five pounds of white potatoes, fresh from Publix.
That’s a lot of potatoes. I had decided, after seeing that the recipe had 24 servings, that I would split the casserole into two 8″ square dishes and freeze one of them. But oh-ho-HO, those potatoes had another idea entirely. After I was done peeling potatoes and cutting out the black spots…
“Hmm,” said I. “It’s almost as though I’ve got as much peel and black-spot potato as I’ve got potatoes I can actually use.”
Started out with five pounds of potatoes, able to use a little more than half that. That is a FINE QUALITY PRODUCT, Publix. Awesome! I usually love the shit out of Publix, but this made me want to go on a slappin’ spree. They’re just lucky I wasn’t wearing a bra and didn’t want to put one on to make the trip to Publix to complain.
So I cut the recipe in half.
Boil the potatoes, drain them, and toss them back in the pot.
If I had to do it all over again, I wouldn’t have bothered to mash the potatoes at this point.
Oh, and a side note here: I would have preferred to make this recipe using the flaked potatoes that the evil Nance introduced me to, and which are so damn good that I don’t EVEN care that they’re probably made up of chemicals and just the idea of real potatoes. But I wasn’t sure how to make it so that I’d have the correct amount of mashed potatoes. SO what I did, after I’d mashed my potatoes for this recipe was measure how much potato I had, and found that I had 5 cups.
In summary: if you’re making this recipe with instant mashed potatoes, use 5 cups for the half recipe or 10 for the full recipe. YOU’RE WELCOME.
Reduced-fat Neufchatel, crumbled blue cheese, Parmesan (not pictured), reduced-fat sour cream, reduced-fat cheddar, garlic salt, paprika, fresh chives.
Beat Neufchatel, blue cheese, cheddar, and Parmesan together with an electric beater ’til smooth.
Add in your sour cream and garlic salt.
Now, the original recipe said that you should stir your cheese mixture into your mashed potatoes. I figured that they thought you should do that by hand, and frankly? My thoughts on the topic:
So I threw the potatoes in with the cheese mixture.
The potatoes were a bit stiff, so I added milk, 1 T. at a time, until it was a bit softer. You’ll have to go by your own preferences. I think I added 2 tablespoons of milk, though it might have been more.
Spoon your mashed potatoes into an ungreased glass baking dish. If you’re doing the full recipe, use a 9×13. If you’re doing a half recipe, use an 8×8.
Bake for 35 – 40 minutes, until the top is lightly browned. Sprinkle with paprika and chopped chives.
The verdict? Two thumbs up! I liked it, and Fred liked it even more. I’ll definitely be making this again, though I’ll be using the potato flakes, because if I can possibly make my life easier, I am ALL FOR IT.
It was even better the next day, reheated!
If you want to eat healthier mashed potatoes just leave all the cheese out. Or make the other recipe we tried and only eat a tablespoon. A day. How would you survive without me?
True Confessions: I did not use Bleu Cheese. I did not use anything fat-free or reduced-fat. I don’t like doctored mashed potatoes. I don’t understand why anybody would want to mess with regular ol’ mashed potatoes because I think they are fabulous just the way they are. Sometimes I wonder if Robyn isn’t drinking alky-haul when she’s picking out recipes. Or maybe she picked this one because she didn’t want Amanda to get upset again.
If you read my true confessions above (skimmer!), you already know that I didn’t even try and follow the actual recipe. I would rather eat a little bit of something great than a whole lot of something shitty. And nobody can tell me that reduced fat stuff isn’t shitty. Been there, done that, bought the plunger. Shitty, plunger, get it?
Hey, it made me laugh.
The recipe gave me pause when it called for 5 pounds (14 cups) of freaking potatoes. That seemed like an awful lot of potatoes for a 13 x 9 ” pan. To me, anyway. I don’t really know that much about whether or not potatoes shrink when cooked, etc. And if you fuckers thought I was going to ask Mr. Science and risk the possibility of another mass, volume, blahblahblahblah lecture…um, no. I was also not going to sit around peeling motherfucking potatoes when I have my favorite instant mashed potatoes right in the cupboard. Think of this as the unhealthy, but much easier alternative to Betty Crocker’s™ bullshit healthified recipe. Yeah, Betty. I just made you my bitch.
We decided to make the amount on the box that feeds 8 people. Why? I don’t know. Probably because that’s what Rick told me he was making. He’s in charge of instant mashed potatoes because he does it like a boss. This is the action shot I took. Please note that my husband is using a wooden spoon in my non-stick pan. This is the same man that has the audacity to blame the kids for ruining the pans. Men. They’re so silly.
Another action shot! Once I post this I’m going to go see how many dishes/bowls Robyn dirtied to make this goofy recipe. I’m already in for 3 dirty dishes and I didn’t have to use a colander to strain my potatoes – that would have been 4, dammit. If I’m using 4 dishes/bowls there better be cake involved. Tasty, tasty cake. Not to be confused with Tastykake™. As if.
Pro tip*: Always try to grate your own cheddar if you can. It tastes so much freaking better than that bagged crap.
Imagine there are pictures here of everything else I dumped in because for some reason I didn’t bother snapping any. I guess I got busy.
This is what it looked like when I tossed it into a casserole dish and sprinkled paprika over it. Man, just looking at this picture is making me crave deviled eggs.
Done. We had this with a pork roast and it was good.
Everyone loved it (of course, since it’s a heart attack waitin’ to happen). Weird cropping compliments of the single cat hair on the edge of the plate that I didn’t notice until I was re-sizing pictures. Fucking cats.
*not to be confused with a genuine pro tip because, GET REAL.
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- 5 lb white potatoes, peeled, cut into 1-inch pieces (about 14 cups) (If you're using instant potatoes, you'll need 10 cups of mashed potatoes)
- 3 oz reduced-fat cream cheese (Neufchâtel), softened
- ¼ cup crumbled blue cheese
- 1 cup shredded reduced-fat Cheddar cheese (4 oz)
- ¼ cup shredded Parmesan cheese
- 1 container (8 oz) reduced-fat sour cream
- 1 teaspoon garlic salt
- ¼ teaspoon paprika
- 1 teaspoon chopped fresh chives, if desired
- In large pot, place potatoes. Cover with water. Heat over high heat until boiling; reduce heat to medium. Cook uncovered for 15 - 18 minutes or until tender. Drain; mash potatoes in saucepan with potato masher or electric mixer (or skip this step if you're a lazy ass and will just toss them into the bowl with the cheese mixture at the end.)
- In large bowl, beat cream cheese, blue cheese, Cheddar and Parmesan with electric mixer on low until smooth. Beat in sour cream and garlic salt.
- Heat oven to 350ºF. Stir cheese mixture into mashed potatoes until well blended (lazy asses, just toss the potatoes into the mixer with the cheese mixture and blend.) If potatoes are too stiff, add milk 1 T at a time until they've reached the preferred consistency.
- Spoon into an ungreased 13x9 (3-quart) glass baking dish. (If you prefer, you can split the potatoes between two 8x8 baking dishes and freeze one; in the future, just thaw the frozen potatoes in the refrigerator for a day, and cook as directed below.)
- Bake uncovered 35 - 40 minutes or until lightly browned. Sprinkle with paprika and chives.
I completely forgot that other damn recipe. This is all Fred’s fault.
I’m starting to think that you’re using Fred as a code word. Sorta kinda like Two Buck Chuck. Do you have a favorite Two Buck Fred?
How many mashed potato casserole recipes do you make that you could forget?
Girl, I’m thinking I’m gonna have to haul your ass to a meetin’!
To make your life easier next time: One cup of prepared Idahoan Mashed Potatoes = one medium fresh potato. Five pounds of fresh potatoes = approximately 1 pound of dry Idahoan flakes (or approximately 10 medium fresh potatoes).
Several years ago, I worked for the company that owned Idahoan. I was sad when they sold it. They really are the best potato flakes out there.
This is WAY easier than figuring it out my way, Maxie. Thanks! 🙂
The whole time I was reading Robyn’s entry, I was thinking to myself, “There is no way in hell that Nance is going to use real potatoes. She’ll use the flakes, and then we’ll see how the recipe turns out both ways”. And I was right. Sort of. Or I would have been if Nance had actually bothered to read the recipe.
hey! I read that recipe! 😉
I can honestly say that the recipe comes out tasting like reduced-fat cheesy mashed potatoes when you use the instant one…if you use the reduced fat crap listed. Hee!
We should start a count of Sponsorships this web site will never get…
2. Betty Crocker
It’s still up in the air about Idahoan potatoes…they probably would sponsor an entry done by only me…since Robyn is a hater. LOL
I dunno – the shot of Robyn having to toss half her taters is a ringing endorsement of Idahoan – if you want to throw out half of the box, at least it is easier with the flakes.
LOLing at 4. Amanda
Y’all are awesome… I don’t care if you’re squirting cheese on crackers or tossing out a seven course meal, it’s your attitudes that draw the crowds… 🙂
I 100% agree with Nance about the reduced-fat fat-free nonsense…never bought it, never will. I may be a Fatty McFat but I’ll die clutching a brick of REAL philly cream cheese in one hand and a large container of Daisy sour cream in the other!
Also, I’m sorry but every time Amanda is mentioned in these entries I can’t help but smile. I LOVE HATING HER SO MUCH!
These look so yummy- that is the fat filled ones. I might try a side by side comparison some day. Prolly not. The Amanda references make me giggle every time. We should love her for giving us such fun hating her. Or something like that.
“Healthified” automatically earns a side-eye from me. I’m really unsure how a recipe that exists of potatoes and four types of cheese can be considered healthy (although when you get rid of the reduced-fat crap, I imagine this would be quite tasty!)
Does that fat free cheese melt for you? I always find lumps in anything I make with it. What am I doing wrong? I hate having lumps in my cooking or my boobs. Ok, ignore that. I’m tired!
It’s actually not fat free cheese, it’s reduced fat, and yeah – it melts for me. Cheese has to have fat in it to melt properly, so the fat free stuff won’t melt. I don’t notice a difference in reduced fat stuff, personally, but the fat free tastes like plastic to me.
Laughing at Robyn deciding whether to put on a bra to go to Publix to complain. I love you guys.
If I’m having a no-bra day, it’s going to take a LOT to get me to put one on! (No-bra days are the BEST.)
If you are as special as I am, EVERY day could be a no-bra day. So what if my true bra size is “barely B”? We all know that’s code for A+. But I, of course, wear one anyway to leave the house… the padding makes it look like I actually need one 😉
I am totally going to refer to my bra size as “A+” from now on. Once they return to their normal size, that is. I’m nursing a 3-month-old and let’s just say things are not as they once were. Button-down shirts are not an option these days.
Is it bad that I’m not commenting on the recipe, but rather the bra conversation?
Of course it’s not bad – I love a good bra conversation. 😀