Caprese Salad – (Nance & Robyn make the same recipe)

Every week we’ll post a recipe that we both made. This week’s recipe was Caprese Salad, found over at Tasty Kitchen. Printable recipe can be found at the bottom of this post.

Robyn’s Take:

This week’s recipe was Nance’s choice, and I was TOTALLY on board. We’re getting tons of really great-looking tomatoes coming in from the garden (this is the first year I can honestly say that – we haven’t had much luck with tomatoes in the past), and so I was looking forward to using some of them for this recipe.

The ingredients are simple:

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Tomatoes, basil (I didn’t grow my own basil this year, unfortunately), mozzarella, and balsamic vinegar.

First, take two cups of balsamic vinegar and put it in a small pot over medium-low heat.

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How amazed was I that the entire bottle of balsamic vinegar was exactly two cups? SO amazed. And then I looked at the label where it said that the contents were 16 fluid ounces, and I was like “Oh. Duh.” When I bought it at the store, instead of even looking at the label I just glanced at the bottle and said “That looks like more than two cups. I’m sure it’ll be enough.”

I didn’t get a picture of the vinegar in the pot. You’re going to just have to use your imagination.

While the vinegar sat over the heat, I sliced my tomatoes in thick slices.

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Then sliced the mozzarella in thick slices, and arranged the tomatoes and cheese on a plate.

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And THEN tucked leaves of basil on top of the slices of mozzarella.

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When that was done, I stood over the pot of balsamic vinegar. It took several minutes to come to anything approaching a boil, and that only happened after I got annoyed and turned the heat up to medium. Patience is not my strong suit.

Hey, quick question: did you know that boiling balsamic vinegar steam kind of feels like mustard gas in your lungs? Did you? Because it totally does, and now I’m typing to you from life support because my lungs were destroyed by balsamic vinegar gas. THANKS NANCE. I went back and reread the recipe for the part where it says “Have your windows open and all the fans going, and don’t BREATHE IN the balsamic vinegar steam, you fucking idiot”, but they seem to have left that part out.


That shit boiled for what felt like three hours. I stirred and looked and pondered and thought, and I was like “This is NOT getting thicker. What the hell?” Finally, when it had been 20 minutes, I decided to take it off the heat because I was afraid it would all just boil away, and I was not going to the store to buy another bottle. I poured it into the measuring cup and found that it had reduced to just over 1/2 cup.

That’s right, y’all. I had MADE A REDUCTION all by myself!

WHO’s the fancy bitch with 73 cats who can make a fancypants balsamic reduction? WHO?

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Cap’n Floofypants was terribly impressed, as you can see.

After the reduction cooled off (and it got thicker as it cooled, by the way), I drizzled a bit of olive oil over the tomatoes and mozzarella, and then I drizzled the reduction over that. The original recipe offers that you can “make designs if you want.” But, um, no. I don’t want. But thanks anyway. Sprinkled it with salt and pepper, and it was time to eat!

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The verdict? It was surprisingly good! I mean, I knew we’d like the tomatoes and mozzarella because that’s how we eat tomatoes all the time, but I liked the balsamic reduction far more than I expected. Two thumbs up from me.

Fred declared it good, but “too basil-y.” I think that next time I’ll use a lot less basil.

I also refrigerated the leftover balsamic reduction, and used it for the next several days as a dip for my cherry tomatoes (we’re eating a lot of tomatoes these days). ‘Twas really really good. I’m definitely going to make this again – though I’ll be sure to wear my gas mask next time.


Nance’s Take:


This recipe starts out easy enough.  You cook the hell out of balsamic vinegar until it reduces into a syrupy sauce (reduction) that you think will be good once you pour it over tomatoes and mozzarella cheese.  If you told me a few years ago that I would ever be using balsamic vinegar to cook with, I would have not known what you were talking about because balsamic vinegar was not a part of my world.  I was this close to being one of those plain folk.  THIS CLOSE, PEOPLE.  Thank God for the Internet!

The really sad part is that most of you think I’m just bullshitting up there and it’s the truth.  My world was small.  Very small.


This is me trying to be like that goody-two-shoes Robyn.  There is one very important ingredient that is missing from this picture and there is a reason.  A horrifying reason that you will find out soon enough.


Rumor has it that this smells like hell while it’s cooking.  I wouldn’t know because I put my husband in charge of it.  If it takes more than 5 minutes of my attention, I bail.  I honestly cannot help it.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:  This is the perfect time to invest in an iPod and start downloading podcasts.  I follow quite a few podcasts and they have saved many a meal from destruction.  Unfortunately (or fortunately, depends on what kind of mood I am in) my family likes to be around me.  If they’re around me while I’m cooking and I can’t listen to podcasts (due to their constant talking and/or the fact that it would be rude to ignore them), then I just put their asses to work.

For those that skimmed:  I just took the long way to explain that I wasn’t the one that made the actual reduction.  Moving on.


When it was done (although we really were not sure what done meant because no one bothered to time it) we put it in a measuring cup and set it to the side.


It’s amazing how wasteful it feels when you see the amount that two cups “reduced” really is.  Just remind yourself that the taste is incredible so it’s worth it.


My “log” of mozzarella cheese.  I sent my youngest son to the store for it and I really wasn’t sure what I was going to end up with.  Most 18-year-old males only know that mozzarella is the cheese that is used on pizza.  And most 18-year-old males pretty much assume that it ends up there by magic.  I was truly surprised when he brought home the right thing.


True Confession (s):  I cannot cut a tomato.  I cannot cut (or do) anything that requires using both hands.  My left hand is completely useless and nobody (including myself) can figure out how it is that I can type.  I am completely screwed if I have a freak accident and lose the use of my right limb.  There, now you know my kryptonite.


The husband is doing an excellent job slicing my tomatoes.  But I absolutely loathe the cutting board he’s using.  Unfortunately, we have tried others and we always go back to this cheap plastic one.  Tack. Ass.


All done and ready to go.  We only had three ripe tomatoes so we were totally making do with this recipe.


We had basil plants outside that we completely neglected.  This was the ingredient that was missing in the earlier picture.  Rick managed to pluck the very few leaves that looked “edible” and we placed them strategically (we also had to unroll them which makes me think that they could have used some life support).  I had planned to crop the picture so that no one would ever know, but then I realized that I do not live at Crooked Acres (™ The Anderson’s).  And I have more important things to do (hello, Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes/Suri/Scientology!) than worry about tending to a garden.


Please note that I am trying to show you how I pour olive oil on the tomato/mozzarella/basil (shut-up) mess, but I’m sure you can figure out that I was no where near the actual plate.  It’s HARD to take pictures and pour at the same time.


glug, glug, glug.  I poured that shit all over the place.


Once again, did not actually pour until the picture was already taken.


I had the audacity to attempt a design.  As you can tell, that went to hell pretty quick.  Check out that Zombie basil hanging in there, man.  It totally needed a bullet to the brain.


I salt and peppered the shit out of this thing.  And then we pulled the zombie basil out and ate the entire thing.  And it was fabulous.  Although Shirley (my mom) didn’t care for it because of the whole white cheese thing.  White cheese chokes people, remember?  Now forget I even wrote that because it’s just a bullshit thing that HER PARTICULAR BRAND OF CRAZY BELIEVES.  White cheese is not a cold-hearted killer.  I promise.


Caprese Salad - (Nance & Robyn make the same recipe)
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: appetizer, salad, side dish
Serves: 8
  • 2 cups Balsamic Vinegar
  • 3 (or more) whole Ripe Tomatoes, Sliced Thick
  • 12 ounces Mozzarella Cheese, Sliced Thick
  • Fresh Basil Leaves
  • Olive Oil, For Drizzling
  • Kosher Salt And Freshly Ground Black Pepper
  1. In a small pot, bring balsamic vinegar to a boil over medium-low heat (or get annoyed and turn the heat up to medium.)
  3. Cook for 10 - 20 minutes or until balsamic vinegar has reduced to a thicker glaze (or until it has clearly reduced by a lot and you're worried it will boil away to nothing.)
  4. Remove from heat and allow to cool (it'll get thicker as it cools, especially if you stick it in the fridge.)
  5. Arrange tomato and mozzarella slices on a platter. Arrange basil leaves between the slices.
  6. Drizzle olive oil over the top of the salad, getting a little bit on each slice. Do the same with the balsamic reduction.
  7. Store extra balsamic reduction in fridge for a later use.
  8. End with a sprinkling of kosher salt and black pepper.



Caprese Salad – (Nance & Robyn make the same recipe) — 13 Comments

    • Kristin –

      She is totally a white cheese racist and I never even thought about it – it’s shameful!

      And I don’t know where she comes up with her shit. I just hope it’s not genetic.

  1. we make this all summer long. you can buy aged balsamic and skip the reduction process, but it is pretty expensive. if you want to splurge, buy the real buffalo mozzarella cheese (buffalo milk cheese). it’s worth it if you feel like a delicious treat.

  2. Oh dear Lord, do I want a plate of this RIGHT NOW!!!!! Yeah, it will be so easy to serve with 3 children in the house. Let’s see… Child #1 will eat anything tomato pureed (or “mash tomatoed” as I call it) but will not take a bite of a single slice of tomato the way God intended for them to be eaten. Child #2 will not eat cheese (CHEESE!!!) unless it’s shredded, processed, and crapped out beyond all recognition. Child #3… oh screw it, she’s just like her sister. If I wasn’t in the room when they came out of my body, I’d swear they were adopted (or aliens).

    You know what that means? MORE FOR ME!! And the kids know where the peanut butter is…. freaks.

    • If it helps any, when I was a kid I wouldn’t eat tomatoes either. Ketchup was my favorite thing on earth, spaghetti sauce was okay, but any kind of chunky tomatoes, I would not touch. My poor grandmother used to make her spaghetti sauce from scratch, and she’d say “I crushed them completely, you shouldn’t be able to find ANY chunks!”, and I’d still manage to. But for the last ten years or so, I’ve been a true tomato freak. Maybe your picky tomato hater will change too.

      For that matter, I hated cheese as a kid. Wouldn’t touch pizza. What a freak!

      • My son made us peel the cheese off the pizza until he was 5 years old. He might have continued it even longer, but I put my foot down and told him to do it himself.

        I remember not liking the texture of biting into a tomato slice when I was a kid, so maybe they’ll grow out of it. In the meantime, those tomatoes are MINE, ALL MINE!!! (And Norman’s, because he insists)

  3. Oh, how I wish you two were on TV! Did you ever hear how much swearing goes on on the show Ax Men? They could just bleep your swearing out like they do on that show! Nance – ditto on your son thinking cheese got on the pizza through magic. A couple years ago, my son didn’t realize that some people actually shred their cheese with a grater, not buy it like that! Imagine, a grater! What will they think of next? Good job, again. I love caprese salad!

  4. I make this salad all the time and have never reduced the balsamic vinegar – now I must try it this way instead of just grimacing my way through the sour.

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