“Dinosaurs can’t eat pizza.” This astute proclamation came from Robyn while she and Nance were sitting in a pizza shop one day. She followed this statement with a live rendition of a T-rex trying to eat a slice of pizza.

That’s when it was decided that Dinosaurs Can’t Eat Pizza would be a great domain name… for something. After much discussion and pondering (and pizza), the obvious answer presented itself: the internet doesn’t have any cooking blogs, right?

Okay, there are a million and thirty-three cooking blogs out there and the internet needs another one like it needs more porn, but how many cooking blogs utilize swearing in creative and attractive ways? Not enough, is the answer.